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naomster:

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

swiggity swag the nightmare stag
vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist
johnathanwall:

babygonzo:

downsouf:

is that devito?

this is the baby I was talking about. it’s too new

I want whoever did this babies eyebrows prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law
shitshilarious:

"whats for dinner mom?"
“A vase of spaghetti and milk in a floral glass”
mioinne:

TELL US WHY YOU’RE CLOSED. WHY ARE YOU CLOSING YOUR DOORS. WHY ARE YOU LOCKING YOUR DOORS TO THE PUBLIC. TELL US THE REASON. WHY.