the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”
when youre trying to say a joke but people keep interrupting you
deaf people use sign language because actions speak louder than words
and all this time i thought it was because they couldn’t hear
I found this gem in the WeWillAlwaysSupportYouJustin tag on twitter.